The Stars of MATARIKI have sprinkled some ‘woke pixie dust’ onto the RED QUEEN who wants an extra public holiday on that day. It’s like the ‘Romans’ bread and circuses’.
But amazingly the so-called Team of 5 million did not exactly go for the concept in the AM Show poll, perhaps they just want a job.
Maybe the ‘woke tribe’ were not awake at that time of the morning.
MAGIC JUNKET (Plunket) called it a ‘nice little snooker’ for the RED QUEEN.
I couldn’t help noticin’ the Madonna song ‘HOLIDAY’ on the AM Show. This is NOT the Aotearoa Madonna’ who is my opposition, but the American one.
“Holiday Celebrate,
Holiday Celebrate
If we took a holiday,
Took some time to celebrate,
Just one day out of life.
It would be so nice.
It’s time for the good times.
Forget about the bad times, Oh yeah.
One day to come together,
To release the pressure,
We need a holiday.
Holiday celebrate,
Holiday celebrate.”
The RED QUEEN will also give $47m to the travel agents to get our holiday money back. That is to the ones who are still in business.
This Lolly scramble inevitably means more taxes. And this is an area where we are definitely beating our Ocker cobbers with the RED QUEEN’S new Tax take.
THAT LOT have driven me to blasphemy. I said it would scare the ******* out of us if LABOUR and the GREENS were elected again. Let’s hope it’s not a RED OCTOBER.
When the CHAMELEON (Peters) was asked if Labour could rule alone. He said “it ain’t gonna happen”.
THIS IS NO COUNTRY FOR LIL’ OLD DEMOCRACY.
Only 5 weeks to go and there are no election meetings numbering over 10 people.
Another snooker by the RED QUEEN.
The CHAMELEON told AIRWAVES PETE (Williams) that there should NOT be a Level 2 Lockdown in the South Island, and he is part of this government. But as MARKY MARK (Richardson) said they are Communists.
THE ‘P’ GANGS:
We are definitely goin’ to CRUSH these critters with the help of MATRIX.
An associate of the Comancheros gang drove across Auckland with $1m in cash to do a ‘P’ deal on the roadside in Takanini.
Cripes! That is my neck of the woods. In fact, some of my Papakura electorate got swallowed up in the New seat of TAKANINI.
COVID GANGS:
17 cases of COVID-19 came in on an Air India flight from Delhi on August 23. As I said test them BEFORE they leave the COVID countries or we are asking for trouble. After the United States India has the most cases in the world.
Our ex M.P. Hamish Walker was accused of ‘racism’ and dropped faster than a MAGA HAT by my predecessor Todd Muller when he queried the reasoning behind bringing the COVID GANG to the South where there are no COVID cases.
CANNABIS REFERENDUM:
Hallelujah! MAGIC JUNKET is saying NOPE TO DOPE in the Cannabis referendum. Perhaps he was influenced by his colleague AIRWAVES PETE who exposed LITTLE ANDREW’S (Little) suppression and ‘lack of transparency’ over the BURL report, which said consumption as a country would increase by at least 20%. Also, there would be more cannabis outlets than the three fast-food giants.
GREEN-EYED GANG:
According to STUFF, GREEN JIMMY (Shaw) has added twenty homes, called an Eco Village to his Green School. This was not in the documents. These homes will be for the parents of the students and others. Now we know where the $12m is going! We should have looked into our CRYSTAL BALLS to see that one coming.
FRINGE GANGS:
Our ex colleague from Botany JLR will be included in the FRINGE PARTY debates as the Advance Party and will bring in with him Billy Te Kahika’s party NZPP.
ANDREA (Stuff) please take note as this is the party you thought was not registered in the election.
Perhaps it was because BILLY gets half the views of the RED QUEEN on Fb live.
This is not small beer. What other party gets that? We’re a bit concerned ourselves.
THE DUCK (Mallard) who is Labour quacked that they should take down their post about compulsory vaccination. A Kangaroo court was held in the SALOON to which they were not invited. Transparency for Ya!
BILLY in a post on YouTube a month ago said FIX-IT (Woods) said there was provision in MOH guidelines for COMPULSORY vaccination for workers in Aotearoa.
Violence is increasing against the New Conservative Party. ELLIOT IKILEI. Deputy leader said he gets trolled on social media suggesting he should have been ‘aborted’. The N/C party are against Abortion on Demand.
A member was slashed on Titirangi Rd, West Auckland by someone who was destroying their billboards.
Previously Labour supporters had taken down N/C hoardings on Gt. North Rd in Auckland and replaced them with their own.
These ‘Brown Shirt tactics’ will backfire giving N/C an extra boost through the publicity.
ANDREA says the Prime Minister is not a doll, so don’t call her Cindy.
The original name for the Cindy doll was SINDY. The RED QUEEN should thank her lucky stars (Matariki) that she is not called that.
BIG DON:
BIG DON has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Whatever Obama can do he can do better. It goes without sayin’. Handsome Brown the US ambassador was on the AM show because of the 9/11 anniversary. Is he a candidate for the Presidency?
BIDEN has lost the educated suburban white woman vote. Riots and property values perhaps a contributor.
Putin has NOT been nominated for anythin’ but POISON DWARF comes to mind.
Alexei Navalny his opposition has come out of his coma and is now speaking.
AVENGERS:
Diana Rigg the 60s beautiful queen of cool had died. RIP. She was best known as Emma Peel in ‘Avengers’. She was in the Bond film ‘On Her Majesties Secret Service’ And lately in the ‘Game of Thrones’ and fittingly her last film was titled ‘Last night in Soho’ yet to be released. She also did theatre. She was the only woman in the Bond films who married 007. She was made a dame by the Queen.
YI-HA,
I’m your Huckleberry,
Here’s looking at you kid (Ardern)
Down the hatch,
PUNCH and JUDY
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