Sunday, July 12, 2020


    I have been regarded as a dinosaur by some so I channel my inner Velociraptor. I freelanced as a comedic scriptwriter for TV late last century but packed it in when a twenty something producer’s assistant with a BA told me I had to make my scripts, non sexist, nothing about race and no stereotyping, also nothing too savage — just gentle humour — her words. So I got serious and trousered some cash in other more lucrative endeavours.

    Let’s Get Printing $$$

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    InformationSatire The Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, announced today that the whole country is going to be put on a shovel ready footing. She...

    Captain Cooker Statues to Be Removed

    InformationSatire The Government announced today, that the Captain Cooker statues that "litter" Aotearoa will be removed immediately at a cost of $50...

    Labour and National Merge Parties

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    Shocking Photo Emerges

    InformationSatire A photograph showing senior TVONE staffers dressed as black and white minstrels from a Christmas party has surfaced after initial denials...

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