Monday, October 21, 2019
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    Living in Wellington idbkiwi is self-employed in a non-governmental role which suits his masochistic tendencies. He watches very little television, preferring to read or research, but still subscribes to the daily paper despite his distillation of dismay and disappointment at the very low standards of the modern press on every opening of the awful rag. He is married, to an obviously very unfortunate woman, and has a family who allegedly loves him despite his right-wing nut-job views on life and the meaning of. He believes laughter is the best medicine for whatever ails you, closely, very closely, followed by wine. He hopes to reach retirement, both alive and eventually.

    A Dompost Fairy-tale

    Yesterday Alison Collins, Chief Science Advisor at the Ministry for the Environment, penned a doom-spruiking op-ed for the Dompost. Our 'Chief Science Advisor'...


    In the 1960s the world was treated to a wonderful new situation comedy called Bewitched in which the lead character, Samantha, and the youngest, Tabitha, could...

    Poor Lester Shoved Down the Memory Hole

    Well; that's not very nice. Jaz has gone and memory-holed poor ol' Justin..." It seems Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has thrown deposed...

    Wellingtonians Sensitive to the Weather

    Wellingtonians are very sensitive to weather. I kid you not. Perhaps that was the reason behind my fellow creatures turning out in their...

    Stuck on Global Warming

    Good morning fellow right-wing nut-jobs. I drop my fingers to the keyboard this morning to bring you news both frightening and exhilarating at the...

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