I had to do a “Blitzkrieg” on Palmy. One of the newest members to our posse, “Sweet William” (Wood) had drawn a moustache on himself.
I said to him “I’m comin’ down and hells comin’ with me.”
I ordered Wood “NO SPOOFIN der FUHRER”
And no Fawlty Towers’ GOOSE-STEPPING either.
The CANCEL COWBOYS gang are still at large and they can lasso you like they did Big Bad John Cleese.
It’s okay for Taika Waititi’s “Jojo Rabbit” but not alright for us.
NTN (Not the News) got Wood to admit he had been a bit silly.
The Wokeist Gang might put it about that Wood is a Natzy.
Fine for Prince Harry to dress up as one.
Wood gave me an assurance that he would “NEVER HEIL” again.
I told him I would watch his back. Just hope he hasn’t got a bulls-eye on it.
I want to keep scandals in Palmy to a minimum unless it’s one of the Ardern Gang, then it’s okay.
I put my phonograph on for a bit of relaxin’ and played this one from Dad’s Army.
“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDIN’ MR. HITLER.?
If you think we’re on the run,
We are the boys who will stop your little game,
We are the boys who will make you think again.
Who do you think you are kiddin’ Mr. Hitler?
If you think we’re on the run.
So watch out Mr. Hitler you have met your match in us,
If you think you can CRUSH us you’ve missed the bus.
Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler? If you think we’re on the run."
WELL I’LL BE DOGGONE!
One of the ex-members of our Posse JLR has joined up with Billy TK to become the CAPITAL LETTERS gang. A lot of townsfolk have been turnin’ up at their hooten-nannies.
Some of their members think Missie Ardern is a Natzy and is taking orders from the UN gang.
What is “good for the goose is good for the gander”.
What goes around comes around. (No goose-steppin’ jokes y’all.)
Now back to Saloon business.
It all started with the TWERK (Seymour) bein’ thrown out of the Saloon for callin’ the CHAMELEON (Peters) a Liar.
The Twerk and the Chameleon look like they’re headin’ for a gunfight at the OK Coral.
The Chameleon said to the Twerk, “Four slugs from a 44 no more no less.”
The Twerk then asked the Chameleon who was goin’ to look after him in Tombstone if the Coyotes weren’t allow’d over the border?
The Chameleon shot back that “the Twerk wanted to do away with the inhabitants of Tombstone anyway,” but that Doc. Holiday would sort them out.
The cowgirls from the “GREEN-EYED GANG” surrounded outlaw JESSIE JAMES (Shaw) with guns drawn and said ‘Methinks you want to say Somethin’.
And he did.
He said that the CHAMELEON was “an agent of chaos” and more like a “millstone rather than handbrake”.
The “Green eyed Gang” want to give more gold coin to the “Young and the Restless”. This will be acquired largely by legal cattle-rustling which the Ranchers are not happy about.
Put your coal on the back-burner; you won’t be able to use that either. I would say a few miners won’t have jobs.
It was payback time for the CHAMELEON who lost out on waka-jumping due to the help of outlaw JESSIE JAMES.
Myself and Deputy Earp are ignorin’ rogue rumours that Missie Ardern is more popular than us with the townsfolk.
YI-HA!
Here’s looking at you kid (Ardern)
Down the hatch,
PUNCH and JUDY.
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