If citizens did the hard part of actually catching criminals, police could stay in their nice warm stations on their computers drinking coffee and monitoring the BFD for white supremacist code words – which reminds me: ‘IVANKA’ everyone, ‘IVANKA’.

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My debut novel is available at TrossPublishing.co.nz. I have had my work published in the Australian Spectator, the New Zealand Herald and several on-line publications. One of the only right-wing people...