Imagine being a ‘news’ outlet pretending to stand on some sort of moral high-ground but deliberately misrepresenting the context and content of a press-pool briefing. Imagine the same outlet rushing to further misrepresent such statements by recording a little vid to post to a wider audience platform. Imagine that same shoutlet proudly proclaiming that such propaganda, such untruth, was made possible by donated funds? Imagine rushing to some self-proclaimed expert to front the piffle, adding so-called gravitas to front the utter nonsense. 

What’s that? You can’t imagine an outlet so seedy or an ‘expert’ so silly? Well, imagine no more:

The BFD.

Oh! Susanna: the chip on her shoulder is bigger than the banjo on her knee, so big it blinded her to the ‘facts’ she supposedly deals in. Hate trump’s all.

Here’s the truth of what happened: During a Press Briefing the USA Under-Secretary for Science and Technology Mr Bill Bryan was speaking of methods known and contemplated, aired and discussed for decaying the COVID-19 virus. At 23.00 minutes into the briefing Mr Bryan uses a simple figure of speech, inculcating the word inject:

The BFD.

ACTING UNDER SECRETARY BRYAN:

“If you look at the fourth line, you inject summer — the sunlight into that. You inject UV rays into that. The same effects on line two — as 70 to 35 degrees with 80 percent humidity on the surface.  And look at line four, but now you inject the sun. The half-life goes from six hours to two minutes.  That’s how much of an impact UV rays has on the virus.”

After finishing, three minutes later, the president quizzes Mr Bryan about some of the matters raised in his talk, thanking him and noting how interesting they might be, under some supposed scenarios:

THE PRESIDENT: 

“Thank you very much.  So I asked Bill a question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting.  So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light — and I think you said that that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it.  And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way, and I think you said you’re going to test that too.  It sounds interesting.”

ACTING UNDER SECRETARY BRYAN: 

“We’ll get to the right folks who could.”

THE PRESIDENT: 

“Right.  And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that. So, that, you’re going to have to use medical doctors with.  But it sounds — it sounds interesting to me.

Which exchange has become, in the sad leftist hive-mind, all of a ‘suggestion’, an ‘idea’, a ‘claim’, and a ‘statement’ from Mr Trump to “inject” disinfectant:

Which “suggestion” and “idea”, of course ‘shouldn’t be listened to’ as headlined on our Master Factition’s little ego-jolt courtesy of the donation crew from the Jerk or Spin-off, or whatever.

The BFD. Susanna [Siouxsie] Wiles enjoying a little self-publicity

Which misrepresentation would all be giggles if it were introduced as satire, but it wasn’t; the Spinoff pretends it is fact. And which could be forgiven if the entire transcript and video record weren’t publicly available and on record, including this direct question and direct answer at 30’50” in the briefing:

Question:

But I — just, can I ask about — the President mentioned the idea of cleaners, like bleach and isopropyl alcohol you mentioned.  There’s no scenario that that could be injected into a person, is there?  I mean —

ACTING UNDER SECRETARY BRYAN: 

No, I’m here to talk about the findings that we had in the study.  We won’t do that within that lab and our lab.  So —

THE PRESIDENT

It wouldn’t be through injection.  We’re talking about through almost a cleaning, sterilization of an area.  Maybe it works, maybe it doesn’t work.  But it certainly has a big effect if it’s on a stationary object.

And that is how you ignore facts, how you ignore what the man actually said in pursuit of a false narrative to feed your readers. Readers you lie to. Outright. Readers you claim to be grateful for and responsible for the donations that assist in their effort to make the obvious lie bigger.

So much for Spinoff’s ethics. 

As for Susanna, Oh! Thank the Lord such a fact free-zone doesn’t have any more influence than outside the circle of her little lefty doughnut-sphere. Uh, oh:

“We will continue to be your single of truth” was uttered by Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, March 19th, 2020, just one single day after meeting utterly and completely truthful Susanna [Siouxie] Wiles at this country’s seat of power; the Beehive, in Wellington.

We’re in good hands.

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Living in Wellington idbkiwi is self-employed in a non-governmental role which suits his masochistic tendencies. He watches very little television, preferring to read or research, but still subscribes...