How does this party end up with so many douches? Isn’t there a vetting process to weed out blatant douchery? Well through an undercover visit to a Green Party electorate office (disguised as a Somalian refugee in need of a hernia operation), I have obtained a copy of their vetting form.

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My debut novel is available at TrossPublishing.co.nz. I have had my work published in the Australian Spectator, the New Zealand Herald and several on-line publications. One of the only right-wing people...