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In a BFD exclusive, this breaking story reveals that the attack on Russell Brand looks set to claim another victim.
The Establishment has taken a strong position that vague allegations are all that is required to freeze bank accounts (Nigel Farage), destroy careers (Johnny Depp), compulsorily re-educate (Jordan Petersen), and consistently deny the fundamental legal principle from the Magna Carta that we are all innocent until proven guilty. This must also apply to the lackeys who enforce these actions.
In a remarkable turn of events, Youtube’s CEO, Neal Mohan, who was so quick to demonetise and denounce Russell Brand, is himself the subject of sexual assault claims. His imminent resignation is therefore expected. Already four people have come forward, which is a stunning and brave thing to do after all these years. They have spoken publicly, ironically on a Youtube channel, The Quartering, which normally serves the gaming community.
In the comments section of a video criticising the censorship on YouTube, Higgs666 (not his real name) wrote openly about the assault. Unlike the Channel 4 hit piece on Brand, he stunningly and bravely did not need to have his voice disguised, use an actor to portray him or be filmed with backlighting to hide his identity. Nor did he need to resort to badly-photoshopped ‘text messages’ as evidence, because Amphidex witnessed it. This spontaneously allowed others to come forward (they were not approached by reporters first). Booshandorkakow64 (gender unspecified) was assaulted in similar circumstances. As was John Cook, presumably born in 8141, and idontcare7572, who, it seems, really does in fact care all of a sudden. Disturbingly Cybervigilante notes some bestiality was also involved.
