Sir Bob Jones
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Recently Stuff gave its readers a claimed sensational lengthy piece of purported news, this an item lifted from Women’s Day magazine.

Headed “We Were Shocked,” it outlined how a 35 year old married mother with a 2 year old daughter, a former netballer, was now pregnant with her second child.

The article included such world-class banalities from the mother-to-be as “at the end of the day sport is sport.” Who’d have guessed that?

But why the shock? The mother-to-be advised that she and her husband were actually seeking a second child which is presumably why she’s now having one.

The best estimate is 108 billion humans have existed in human history to date. How the announcement of another is a sensational piece of news is a massive mystery.


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