Rob Alexander
Rob Alexander is a Wellington comedian who definitely didn’t kill himself.
Firstly, there is no such thing as the ‘Professional Managerial Class’. The professional managerial class is a conspiracy theory that states that the country is run by a vast army of university-educated people who work exclusively in the intellectual sphere. This sector of the population is definitely not geographically concentrated in Wellington and is definitely not living in a political and social media echo chamber. Most importantly, the PMC has not been infected with an irrational system of morality based on grievance. The PMC is actually a right-wing conspiracy theory that gives a wolf whistle to antisemitism and white supremacy. Check your pronouns.
Under no circumstances are your adverse symptoms following the vaccine real. They are all in your head. You can listen to Siouxsie Wiles about that. The article she wrote on the Noceebo effect definitely didn’t cherry-pick data from the underlying study. The underlying study definitely didn’t find that most adverse symptoms are real. It’s all in your head, think positive.
Covid-19 passports are not a social credit system. Passports are just a unique digital identifier that is connected to your government MyHealth account and verified by your RealMe identity. It is necessary for most employment and for easy travel. It is contained inside a Google/Apple wallet alongside all of your debit and credit cards. That wallet is connected to your Covid-19 tracer app which uses Bluetooth to track the people with whom you come into proximity. You scan QR codes voluntarily but you don’t need to because, as you guessed, we already know where you are at all times. Also, cash is bad for your bank’s ESG score so we’re getting rid of it. It’s not a social credit system and there are No Red Flags.
Known treatments for Covid-19 have not been suppressed. Ivermectin has always been known to be useful and for the last two years, it has been used widely in nations that couldn’t afford lockdowns. We could afford lockdowns so we didn’t need to get ivermectin, duh. The MedSafe warning was just a warning. We won’t stop you from importing ivermectin. We will consolidate you from importing ivermectin. There is a difference.
You can shut up about your myocarditis. It is rare, effective and safe. Most cases are mild. If you know someone who had a really bad case of myocarditis then it is probably only medium. Myocarditis hardly ever gets up to Kiwi-hot and it’s only gone to Indian-hot twice.
Outdoor transmission is not a myth. Outdoor transmission has been a known phenomenon since the start of the pandemic. In March 2020 there was a case of outdoor transmission between two married Chinese men in the WuHan area who had a face-to-face discussion outside in the woods for 15 minutes. This was widely publicised at the time. So the details are; The men were alone, in the woods, face to face, they were just talking, they are married, and one of them lasted 15 minutes. So keep wearing a mask at the beach.
Under no circumstances should we question the World Economic Forum. Just listen to how official that name sounds, The World Economic Forum. The acronym, WEF, was worth every bit of the marketing budget. The WEF is a worldwide organisation created by Klaus Schwab, a billionaire with unclear sources of wealth. The WEF facilitates networking between international corporate interests and future political leaders. They have a vision for the world they want, and that vision is for our benefit. The WEF began grooming many of the current world leaders in their early 20s but is not a grooming operation designed to place useful idiots in powerful positions. I love the World Economic Forum.