A reader noticed this on the local Helensville Community Facebook page:

So they decided to email the self-isolation email that was pushed everywhere on Friday and Saturday by the Ministry of Health. This was the reply:

Riiight…you can’t even play a knock, knock joke with that because there is no one there to say “Who’s there?”.

Someone needs a boot in their ass for that messaging.

This is serious stuff and we seem to have a clown show in charge.

Xavier T.R Ordinary has been involved in New Zealand politics for over 40 years as a political activist, commentator and strategist. The name Xavier Theodore Reginald Ordinary has been chosen with tongue...