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“Oh dear another public engagement, when does a youth adjacent girl like me get a break? I’m sorry Clarke, unfortunately, it’s just another day you will have to take care of our little cutie.”
“Darn, I’m always the handbag. When do I get time to travel overseas and produce my world-renowned fishing show like other house husbands?”
“You mean like the time you spent during October and November? Besides, how can you be a house husband when you’re not my husband yet? You’re ‘first man’ to me unless you have forgotten?”
“Yeah!”
“Okay, let’s compromise, I will let you escort me to Ratana today.”
“But what about Neve”?
“Bring her along too.”
“Will there be cameras there?”
“Of course. Make sure you dress Neve in her cutest outfit. I can’t think of anything that would bring her more joy than sitting in 30° heat listening to grown-ups babble on and on for hours and hours. Do you agree Clarke?”
“Yeah.”
“Besides, I getting sick and tired of that Megan woman and her baby pictures. Why she has to parade that poor child as a prop for exposure is beyond me. After all, I had my baby first.”
“Yeah, it’s beyond me too.”
“Goodness me, I have just read that today is the 75th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz which brought the Holocaust to an end! Well, I never. When did that happen?”
“It’s a Jewish thing apparently, Israel and all that stuff.”
“Not Muslim then?”
“Nah”. Let’s go, Ratana awaits.”
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