Ear ear, lets ear it for the entrepreneur of the EAR!
A man goes to see his doctor with jelly and cream coming out of his ear. The doctor says “you’re a trifle deaf”.
Woke up the other morning with a spoon in one ear and a teabag in the other. I think someone is treating me like a mug.
…and of course no collection of jokes about ears would be complete without…
What three ears did Captain Kirk have? His left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier…
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