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First photo of new royal baby released.
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, laying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.” The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
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