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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” The husband being shocked, replied, “How’s this possible? You’ve been married three times before.” The wife responds, “Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was?oh, do I miss him!”
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
