Old habits die hard, it seems. Joe Biden’s crackhead son, Hunter Biden, supposedly cleaned up his act, got new teeth, detoxed and went clean.
So… who’s leaving their baggies of nose candy around the house? The White House, that is…
The White House has become subject to ridicule after cocaine was found in the official residence following a brief evacuation and search of the executive mansion by the US secret service and Washington DC emergency services.
President Joe Biden was at Camp David on Sunday evening (Monday AEST) when numerous fire trucks and police cars descended on the White House, closing off access to adjacent Lafayette Park and parts of Pennsylvania Ave after an unknown substance was discovered.
Oh-oh, this brings to mind the anthrax scares of 2001. Remember when packages of mysterious white powder sent newsrooms and political staffers into panic mode?
They can relax: turns out that this white powder isn’t about to blow anything but a wealthy degenerate’s septum.
“We have a yellow bar saying cocaine hydrochloride,” a firefighter from the DC Fire Hazmat unit later confirmed, referring to test results, on a publicly available radio call around 9pm local time. “Bag it up and take it out.”
Cocaine hydrochloride is the technical term for the fine white power typically referred to as cocaine, which is a schedule II drug under the US Controlled Substances Act.
Now, how did that get in there?
Anthony Guglielmi, a spokesman for the Secret Service told the Washington Post “an investigation into the cause and manner” of how the substance entered the White House was underway, adding that the amount of the substance discovered was small.
Maybe it was the 10 per cent for the Big Guy.
Members of the Uniformed Division of the Secret Service found the substance while conducting routine rounds – allegedly in the White House library, according to separate reporting by the Daily Mail.
“Authorities aren’t saying exactly where it was found. If it’s the Old Executive Office Building, it’s likely staff. If it’s the mansion, it’s likely Hunter,” said former White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer, referring to official reluctance to disclose the location, on social media on Tuesday.
I’m sure he was just looking after it for a friend.
Jokes aside, can you imagine the media meltdown if this had happened during the Trump presidency?
Instead, we get fluff like this:
Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre declared she was a historic figure.
“This is a historic administration, I’m a historic figure and I certainly walk in history every day,” she said in a radio interview on 19th June, referring to her status as the first black, openly LGBTIQ+ White House press secretary.
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Not one of those is a qualification.
And finding drug stashes in the White House should properly merit a full police investigation.