SATIRE
John Black
After being forced to cancel her solo tour of New Zealand back in March, Posie Parker is once again headed this way. And this time she’s bringing fellow women’s rights activist JK Rowling with her. Together they have formed a band, tentatively titled ‘TERF, Wind and Fire’ to get their message across. ‘After all the noise drowning me out in Auckland I’ve decided to return with a decent PA system and a pair of marshal amps’ said the controversial campaigner.
‘JK and me will be making our points in song form – with pointed songs.
The set list is rumoured to include:
‘I am woman (and you’re bloody not)’
‘Dude looks like a lady (but he isn’t one)’
‘Only women bleed (well ‘duh!)’
‘You make me feel like a natural woman’
And ‘Girls just want to have…male-free bathrooms’.
Tickets at usual outlets.