Some days it’s a struggle to come up with a suitable target for mockery from a conservative point of view. And some days the target lights itself up in neon with a big sign saying ‘get your piss-takery here’.

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My debut novel is available at TrossPublishing.co.nz. I have had my work published in the Australian Spectator, the New Zealand Herald and several on-line publications. One of the only right-wing people...