New Words for an Old Favourite: Lily the Pink

Cindy The Fink

We'll drink a drink, a drink
To Cindy the fink, the fink, the fink
The tyrant of the Kiwi race
For she imposed the ridiculous mandates
Most disastrous in every case.

Mr Mallard had little man syndrome
And it made him a bully boy
So he turned on all the sprinklers
And failed badly with his ploy.

National's best one, was supposed to be Luxon
But he would not talk to the crowd
He just hid in an upstairs office
Bleating, "Protests are not allowed."

We'll drink a drink, a drink
To Cindy the fink, the fink, the fink
The tyrant of the Kiwi race
For she imposed the ridiculous mandates
Most disastrous in every case.

Old Trevor geezer thought he was Julius Caesar
So they put him on a 'throne'
Where he supported incompetent mandates
Now he wanders home alone.

Grant, 'the lad', said the protest was all bad
He was so red-faced with rage
He supported the worthless mandates
Now it's time he turned a page.

We'll drink a drink, a drink
To Cindy the fink, the fink, the fink
The tyrant of the Kiwi race
For she imposed the ridiculous mandates
Most disastrous in every case.

David Seymour, thought he could see more
Than the average Kiwi bloke
He supported the powerless mandates
Now he's just one of the woke.

Marama Davis was typically vacuous
And James Shaw was just a twat
They supported tyrannical mandates
And they all fell rather flat.

We'll drink a drink, a drink
To Cindy the fink, the fink, the fink
The tyrant of the Kiwi race
For she imposed the ridiculous mandates
Most disastrous in every case.

Cindy the fink, she turned to drink
She lined it up and took it down
And despite her 'Be kind' mandates
She was voted out of town.

To the UN she then absconded
All the church bells they did ring
She took with her, ridiculous mandates
Hark the Herald Angels sing!