Michael Wood has got some moxie, for a short man. He’s rejected the mockery that has come the way of the slow train from Hamilton to Papakura, a train aptly named after an extinct bird:

Transport Minister Michael Wood has rejected commentary that the Hamilton-Auckland commuter train is too slow to succeed, saying it’s already faster than a car on certain days.

He maintained the journey, with at least a two-and-a-half-hour journey to Britomart, wasn’t too slow for commuters.

“Sometimes this service is as fast or faster than a car, and I want to be really clear about that, because I’ve been on those journeys when you’ve been absolutely stuck, and this is more reliable.”

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Really? With a car you can go around blockages; a train is stuck on its rails. But there is simply no way that this train is a viable alternative to a car to travel between Hamilton and Auckland.

Wood, who spoke to Stuff in Hamilton while visiting the rail-served Ruakura inland port development, said he was highly confident the service wouldn’t flop before the five-year funding was up.

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Bold move. It would have been cheaper to buy every commuter a new Tesla than fund the slow train running between Hamilton and Papakura…

He reiterated Te Huia was a start-up service in only its first few weeks.

Potential improvements included bringing the train to a more central stop in Auckland, adding more services, and creating more stops in towns between the cities.

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Not sure how adding more stops is going to improve the speed of a slow train. They are more likely to slow it down even further.

Someone needs to tell Michael Wood that he’s dreamin’. Perhaps he should be nicknamed Blind Freddy.

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