Joe Biden is the new ‘Pinocchio’. Pinocchio was a wooden puppet in an Italian children’s story written in 1883 by Carlo Collodi. Pinnochio wanted to be a boy not a puppet, and the “Blue” Fairy (Kamala Harris) by magic granted his wish. Jiminy Cricket (his conscience) was supposed to be his constant companion, but if Jiminy was missing Pinnochio would resort to lies and his nose would grow.

Joe Biden could actually have been a contemporary of Pinocchio, as Joe said at his recent press conference that he first came to the Senate 120 years ago. Was that a joke or a gaffe? No one dared laugh just in case it was a gaffe. The actual joke was that Joe wanted an 8-year presidency.

Even the media that are normally in lockstep with Biden are calling him a liar. WAPO (Washington Post) have given him their highest liar ratings of four Pinocchios.

Joe fell into the trap of repeating misinformation the Atlanta Journal (AJC) reported about the new Georgia election laws. Was this a set-up? Did Joe’s handlers want him to appear stupid?

In the first Walt Disney movie of that title, “Pinnochio” sings his own song “I’ve got no strings”.

I’ve got no strings, so I have fun,
I’m not tied up to anyone,
They’ve got strings but you can see,
There are no strings on me.

You have no strings, your arms are free,
To love me by the Zuider Zee,
If you would woo I’d bust my strings for you.

Down where the Volga flows,
There’s a Russian Rendezvous,
Where me and Ivan go (Hunter Biden)
But I’d rather go with you,
There are no strings on me.


If I put my Russian hat on I would invade Ukraine while ‘Dementia Joe’ is US President, rather than when the ‘Orange Man’ was in control.

There are 32,000 Russian troops in the Crimea alone. Against international law, conscription has been introduced there. In the separatist region of Donbas there are 28,000 Russian troops. The ceasefire ran out on April 1, April Fool’s Day, and large numbers of troops are amassing. Such numbers, which of course outnumber the Ukranian military, have never been seen before.


‘Judas Jacinda’ is all smiles over there in Australia trying to get them to pass over their Aussie dollars to us for tourism. But she has already taken the Chinese yuan with a recent trade deal, plus has failed to support Australian diplomacy with China. It’s a wonder they don’t boycott us altogether! With ANZAC Day coming up how will the Aussies view the NZ in ANZAC? Thanks Jacinda.

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‘Pinocchio Joe’

Never voted Labour, Greens, Act or Maori Party. Spent time overseas, mainly in the U.K. Come Judgement Day, want to say I did “something” rather than “nothing”. Love Trump. Love old movies.