Welcome to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. A few blocks in the middle of Seattle that was abandoned by Police after their precinct was taken over by Black Lives Matter activists, Antifa and other thugs and hippies, following days of protests and confrontations.
The City, a Democrat stronghold, did what all leftists do when the going gets tough, they bailed and ran away. And by doing so allowed the ferals to take over the area. Immediately, the CHAZ was deemed to be a ‘No Cop Zone‘, they set up barriers and set heavily armed guards in place to strictly control who entered.
Pathetic little gardens were set up but with no other way of obtaining food, the losers have had to try and get food in from the outside, something that is proving to be more and more difficult given that a large number of local truckers are refusing to deliver to the area. The wannabe hippies have even had to resort to holding signs up asking for pizza deliveries and tweets suggesting vegan meat substitutes and soy products be donated.
I love that the source of all their food-based woes was because the homeless people they so virtuously invited in nicked all their grub. Although I’m not sure even homeless people will be too keen on gluten free, cruelty free, cow free meat substitutes.
But perhaps most problematic, for a bunch of flogs who hate cops, is when their stuff gets nicked, their girls get raped and their mates get gunned down. Hypocritically, calls for police service have actually increased around 300 percent.
There are multiple reports that the place is turning into anarchy. Supposedly ‘charismatic rapper’ Raz Simone, (I know, me neither), has allegedly become the un-elected leader and is ruling the place with an iron fist, and an assault rifle over his shoulder, revelling in his new found fame and power. I guess he has failed to read his group’s demands banning all weapons!
But what do these tossers do when something bad happens? Well apparently if your tent is stolen, it has merely been ‘re-assigned’ and you may wish to consider it as an ‘unplanned donation’. If there is a dumpster fire on your border, you simply call the local fire department, even though they are part of the racist system, paid for by the city that you are railing against.
Of course it was only a matter of time before the shooting started. In the early hours of Saturday morning CHAZ time, two people were shot leaving one seriously injured and a nineteen year old man dead. Seattle police dressed in ‘protective anti-protest gear‘ entered the autonomous zone to help the victim, but CHAZ residents tried to prevent the cops from advancing. Of course they did, muppets.
Well I guess this is all to be expected in a city that is run by a hardcore Democrat Mayor in Jenny Durkan, a woman so under the thumb of wokeness, who addressing a poll about her performance around the protests, recently stated…
We also must chart a path forward that results in the systemic changes needed, reimagines policing in Seattle, and makes deep investments in our communities of color, particularly our black community.
Well I hope she gets the rapper involved, he’s obviously the true leader of Seattle. Well until someone with a bigger gun comes and takes that power from him. Or he gets hungry.
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