So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them. Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat? Sitting at the dinner table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat! Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “ My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!” Dad: “OK!! “ My son: “Hey, where’s my dinner? “ Dad: “Your dinner is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!” My son: “What???” Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!” My son in the corner looking bewildered! Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”?? My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “ My son: “What??? “ Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!” My son: “What???” Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the garage you stupid cat!!” My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!” Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your dinner!!” Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already. If you enjoyed this article please share it using the share buttons at the top or bottom of the article. If you would like to access exclusive Member content or just remove the ads to make your reading experience more enjoyable click here to browse our Membership options. Related SadButTrue "I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel Sad But True" More by SadButTrue