SATIRE
WRONGTHINK
— John Goddard (@nonestlex) August 3, 2023
I just got fired for wrongthink.
Then I find out that my bank account’s been frozen, too.
I try to get an Uber back home but no cars will pick me up.
How did Uber find out I committed wrongthink?
I check my phone and apparently I’ve been banned from Instagram for… pic.twitter.com/3CXuqjqaB9