Readers may wish to pen their own response to this task in the comments.
Here is a letter that I prepared earlier:
Dear prime minisda,
I toadaly and udderly suppord your illegal lockdown. Iddaly failed to lockdown down and look whad happened to them. Everyone needs to do their bit and I've bin furiously ringing your snitch line I'm glad we went harden early
gratefully
Dobbie
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