Advice
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For those with isolation sickness….
‘ve heard that people are going crazy from being in lockdown!
I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave & toaster and we agreed that things are getting worse.
I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.
In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.
The vacuum cleaner was very unsympathetic… told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the doorknob told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was unhinged and the curtains told me to pull myself together.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue. I was surprised.
Australians usually boo meringue.
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