[…] A childcare centre in inner-suburban Melbourne appears to have replaced Santa with… Sustainability Pirate.

[..] “This year’s party will be a get-together picnic and fresh food swap for children and families to celebrate the end of year,” email reads.

“Sustainability Pirate will be attending and we will have a Nature Treasure Hunt.

[…] We have no idea what Sustainability Pirate does nor if this daycare centre has simply invested him/her (we can’t find him/her on the internet).

3aw.com.au/a-melbourne-daycare-centres-bizarre-santa-free-non-christmas-party/

A contribution from The BFD staff.