Look at what today’s face of the day Dunedin Mayor David Cull is wearing…

  • Keffiyeh or kufiya, also known as a ghutrah, shemagh, mashadah, chafiye, dastmal yazdi or headscarf/ tea towel to appease a small migrant minority TICK
  • Mayoral chains to appease the westerners, TICK
  • A Greenstone (Pounamu) Maori necklace for the Tangata Whenua, TICK

He has almost all his bases covered. All he needs now is a skirt or a dress so that he can appease the Transgender activists.

Dunedin Mayor David Cull