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I called 1-900-BONDAGE
Got a recording that said “All our operators are tied up right now”
A priest has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital.
He wakes up as he’s being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses. “Am I in heaven?” asks the disoriented priest.
“No,” says one of the nurses. “We’re just taking a short cut through the children’s ward”.