As I’ve been reporting, the mainstream narrative over the sex scandal gripping Australia’s parliament just doesn’t add up. We’re being told that Parliament House is a hotbed of “toxic men” sexually harassing and abusing poor, shivering, female staffers and even MPs. Except that the more we find out, the less likely it seems that the culprits are going to be interested in women.
But hey, as if tiny details like that are going to stop attention-seeking fishwives screeching and waving their flabby arms about like a horde of bourgeois banshees.
To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To activists pushing the victim-women agenda, everything looks like sexual harassment. So no doubt to their amazement, some gay staffers in Canberra have suddenly become the symbol of toxic masculinity and the woman-groping culture of the Liberals. These are guys so brain dead they filmed or photographed themselves masturbating and performing sex acts on each other in the offices of both a male and a female MP — pictures since leaked and turned into a media sensation.
Quite rightly, the masturbator has now been sacked.
There are also allegations some had sex in Parliament House’s meditation room and smuggled in male prostitutes for a former minister.
There’s plenty to say about all this, of course. Disgusting, stupid, crude, coarse. Some might even wonder about a gay subculture in the Liberals.
Not just the Liberals: Peta Credlin has stated that it’s staffers from both Liberal and Labor who are getting in on the backdoor shenanigans on Capital Hill.
Still, it seems to be a “man” problem, all right – just not the straight, “cis” men we’ve been led to believe.
Instead, the most amazing thing has happened. These gay men have been drafted into another victim agenda — transformed in the media into the alpha males activists claim infest the Morrison government and make life unbearable for women in politics[…]
You’ve no doubt spotted the crucial mistake these men made. Yes, among all the places they pleasured themselves was a female MP’s desk. Ah hah! Just the nail Labor’s hammers needed to crucify Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
“These lewd, disgusting acts are further evidence of the culture of disrespect of women in this building,” insisted Labor’s great scold, merciless Kristina Keneally.
Er, no. They just seem to be evidence of a couple of gay guys unable to zip it. These exhibitionists were equal opportunity offenders, also filming themselves having it away in what one said was the office of his boss. Nowhere was sacred.
All of this raises questions, all right – just not the questions the left-media feels comfortable discussing. For instance, the possibility that the kind of subculture which celebrates its “pride” with taxpayer-subsidised fisting parties might interpret the progressive exhortation to “bring your whole self to work” might hear that as “bring your hole to work – and don’t forget the lube”.
But the chance to exploit them as evidence of women being picked on yet again was just too tempting for Labor and leftist journalists who’ve spent the past month trying to frame Morrison as an evil misogynist, deaf to the dangers women faced from his party of big swinging dicks[…]
Earnest Labor and Greens staffers staged a sit-in at the meditation room, saying they’d “had enough” with the culture in federal politics: “It’s disgusting. It’s humiliating for us as women.”
What? Gay guys masturbating and having sex is “humiliating for women”? There’s a hot take.
Herald-Sun
Don’t expect Scotty from Marketing to grow a spine and point out the obvious: Gay men need to keep their dicks in their pants and out of each others’ orifices just once in a while. Instead of showing the sort of spine he has against China, Scott Morrison has caved, as he invariably does to the feral media. Government Finance Minister Simon Birmingham blithered about “a disgusting and unacceptable culture, and we have to weed it out”.
Except, nobody can name that culture for what it is – gay raunch culture – and expect to survive for a nano-second in our “woke” times.
Blame it on the straight men. They’re responsible for everything else bad in the world, anyway.
Please share this article so that others can discover The BFD