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Jesus: Someone needs to mute their mic.
Judas: Is it I, Lord?
In 2019 hundreds of dead crows were noted alongside a highway in rural NSW.
As bird flu was a possibility, bodies were collected by a Department of Health team clad in Hazmat suits, some birds were sent to Sydney University School of Veterinary Science for investigation as to what had killed them.
The word came back that fortunately, it wasn’t bird flu however it was noted different coloured paints were found on the hard surfaces ie beaks and claws.
The CSIRO Paint Department scientists then became involved, they analyzed the paint on their beak and claws and determined 93% were caused by impact with trucks and 7% were from cars.
A noted ornithologist at Taronga Park Zoo was consulted for the reason for the deaths and has come to this conclusion.
His opinion is, crows are intelligent creatures and normally have a sentinel bird perched high in a tree to warn them of danger.
The problem is, unfortunately, the sentinel bird has only learned to cry out
Caaar! Caaar!
Not
Truuck! Truuck!
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