It’s a tough gig, being a socialist: not only do you have to remember in which of your collection of houses you’ll be uncorking the Chateau Lafite this weekend, it’s getting hard to find help who can even speak enough English to direct you to the right private jet.
Far-left Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), a socialist and climate change alarmist, accidentally boarded the wrong private jet, reported TMZ on Saturday.
“The Democratic front-runner was spotted Saturday making his way off of a private Gulfstream between campaign stops in South Carolina and Massachusetts — the latter being where he held a rally at Boston Common ahead of Super Tuesday,” the TMZ report outlined.
The outlet also included a photo of Sanders seemingly walking off the private jet that was not his. “Bernie’s been flying all over the country for different campaign events,” said TMZ, “[m]istakes like this (getting on the wrong Gulfstream) are bound to happen.”
Well, of course. I’m forever finding myself waking up on the wrong yacht in the Seychelles or Phuket. Why, only last week I accidentally shouted at the wrong maid – well, hey, all those undocumenteds look the same, anyway.
So, don’t criticise the multimillionaire commie – he’s got a planet to save, after all.
While Sanders promotes socialist solutions to his climate alarmism, the Vermont senator spent a whopping $1.2 million on private jet travel in just three months, from October to December of 2019, The Daily Wire highlighted in February.
“Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) is campaigning to be the 2020 Democratic presidential nominee on a progressive, socialist agenda, but his campaign’s spending is more in line with the ‘one percent’ than the working class,” The Daily Wire noted. “The Washington Free Beacon reports that Sanders’ campaign spent an astounding $1.2 million on private jets during the last quarter of 2019 — more, even, than former Vice President Joe Biden and billionaire presidential candidate, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg.”
“Sanders’ Federal Election Commission filings reveal that the ‘Democratic socialist’ shelled out $1,199,579 to Apollo Jets, LLC, a ‘luxury private jet charter service,’ per the Free Beacon, even though his own campaign views private air travel as one of the top contributors to climate change (and as a luxury of the rich, to boot). The campaign paid an additional $23,941 to a Virginia-based private pilot service,” the report continued.
dailywire.com/news/socialist-sanders-boards-the-wrong-private-jet-report
Hey, you think saving the planet comes easy? Or cheap?
Typical. The only thing standing in the way of the glorious socialist utopia is all you damned whinging plebs.
Now, out of my way, peasants, I’ve got a Gulfstream standing by and the Dom Perignon isn’t getting any cooler.
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