It was a packed house.

And the poor chap from Grenada was trying so hard to stifle his yawn.

A study in non-engagement. Devices and the chap next door were much more interesting than the speaker.

How much longer is she going to witter on?

Even the NZ delegation looked bored and disengaged. And why does a Kiwi need a translation earpiece? Posidividy > positivity, perhaps?

Golly, even the Yanks needed a translation service!

Ardern finishes to rapturous applause from the packed-house audience.

Oops, no, sorry – this is what a packed house, standing room only, looks like.