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A man and woman are sitting next to each other on a train. The woman sneezes, shudders violently, then wipes her nose. The man takes notice but doesn’t say anything because he doesn’t want to be rude.
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Five minutes later she sneezes again, violently shudders, and wipes her nose. The man becomes curious and asks her, “I couldn’t help but notice every time you sneeze you shudder violently.”
She replies, “Yeah, I have a rare disease. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.”
He blushes, “Oh, do you take anything for it?”
She shakes her head, “Yeah, pepper.”