Your intrepid eyewitness was relaxing at home the other night, with Mrs Eyewitness and the Eyewitness offspring, when there was a thunderous knock on the door, reminiscent of an earthquake and tornado making a simultaneous combined assault.  Upon opening the door somewhat cautiously, I was confronted by two heavily armed Kindness and Wellbeing police, neither … Continue reading A Visit from the Kindness and Wellbeing Police