White, male, Christian, middle-class, gainfully employed and married, Edward Persimmon is going nowhere fast on the left’s Pyramid of Victimhood. He attends a traditional church. Persimmon's interests include the eighteenth century and the restoration of individual liberty to these emerald shores. Weary of socialism, he is hugely aggrieved for our nation’s continued descent. He wishes the New Conservative party, and anyone not living off the government, the greatest of success.