Whenever the Prime Minister finds herself in a spot of bother, we always seem to get some softball bullshit story appear in the bribed, corrupted and compliant media. We can’t be too far off a story about Neve given the parade of bad news besetting Jacinda Ardern.

Last week one of her MPs, Gaurav Sharma, started dropping truth bombs about the Nasty Party and their bullying ways.

Now they’ve decided to throw the unfortunate Dr. Sharma under Labour’s party bus. Little wonder that Sharma won’t speak to the gaslighting PM.

Inflation is out of control and yesterday the Reserve Bank ratcheted up interest rates yet again. Everyone with a mortgage just got hammered again because of the profligate spending from this Government driving up inflation.

Crime continues to run out of control. Now we have chopped-up bodies showing up in suitcases in storage lockers. Ram raids and shootings continue unabated.

Government mouthpiece Stuff ran an article about pay packets increasing without explaining that all of the increases have been robbed away by the insidious nature of inflation.

IRD continues to send money to people who neither qualify for the Cost of Living payment, or who are dead.

Then there is the news that the Government’s stupidity in negotiating for land is massively pushing up land values, out of reach of ordinary Kiwi homeowners. Not that you’d ever read about it in our corrupted media, but the housing crisis that Labour campaigned on fixing has in fact become a calamity. Anyone in the rental market knows that Labour’s policies have had only one main result, massive hiking of rents by landlords seeking to recover huge additional costs forced on them by the Government.

The Governments two major reforms, underway at present, in the Tertiary Education sector and in Health are unmitigated disasters. The reforms of polytechnics have seen the CEO and others quit. The Health reforms are a shambles and so bad that union bosses are calling out the Minister, Andrew Little, for lying.

Meanwhile, the next big reform, the forced stealing of water assets to hand over to unelected Maori has received more than 88,000 submissions against the reforms.

The wheels are certainly falling off the very wobbly cart. We can’t be that far off a social media post about Neve’s bowel motions or a scribbled fake note to Mummy or some other banal crap that the media dribbles over.

It’s the last tactic they’ve got…apart from the Red Wedding, to try and salve the suppurating wounds that are oozing all over the Government’s body politic. The last soppy story about Neve was in May, it’s now been several months without one, so expect one soon.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news,...