First, I would like to express my gratitude to my third cousin Nanaia Mahuta for getting me the director’s job. I will drop off the Louis Vuitton handbag ‘koha’ next week.

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My debut novel is available at TrossPublishing.co.nz. I have had my work published in the Australian Spectator, the New Zealand Herald and several on-line publications. One of the only right-wing people...