The Ardern (dictators are only ever known by their surnames, Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Bonaparte, Tojo, Sukarno, Suharto, Kim, Mugabe, Santa Anna, Noriega, Castro, Galtieri, Chavez, Batista, Khomeini, Hussein) has softened you all up and scared the bejeebus out of you about Omicron. They’ve spent the best part of 20 odd days rolling out expert after expert to give increasingly scary scenarios.

So, should you be worried about Omicron?

Here’s the advice from the Ministry of Health on what to stock up on in order to deal with this utterly frightening virus:

The Ministry of Health suggests having a “wellness kit” at home, which can include: nasal sprays, lozenges, paracetamol, ibuprofen, cough mixtures, as well as any prescription medicines.

Other products to keep on hand include extra masks, gloves, tissues, hand sanitiser, rubbish bags, and other cleaning products.

Stuff

I also heard Chris Hipkins say on the radio yesterday morning that you should stock up on Panadol and “cough lollies”.

Sounds dreadful. We have yet again shut down our economy over something that the Ministry of Health says can be treated at home with paracetamol and cough lozenges.

What a load of bull droppings. Seriously, they know that Omicron is stuff-all, nothing, and yet they are insisting on masks, social distancing and restrictions on our rights and freedoms, all for something you take a couple of paracetamol and some cough lozenges for.

GET. A. GRIP.

This red light bulldust is complete overkill. This ends when we say it does, not when the tyrant decrees. Stop quivering in fear like a dog crapping razor blades. It’s a COLD.

It ends when enough people say:

All the light settings are the same to me:

Green: I don’t care, get stuffed Ardern
Orange: I don’t care, get stuffed Ardern
Red: I don’t care, get stuffed Ardern.

One thing is for certain: the call for more vaccines ain’t going to work. Everywhere else in the world has already found that out. Even Blind Freddy, the special kid at the special school who is also deaf and dumb, knows this, yet somehow the donkeys in charge think they can win betterer than all the other countries.

You are being lied to. The rest of the world is abandoning lockdowns, vax mandates, vax passes, mask mandates and every other negative imposition on our rights, but the Ardern regime thinks they should give all that a go, just one more time, to see if it actually works.

Stop complying. It just encourages them.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news,...