During the weekly conference call to media news editors, the Minister of Groceries and Bicycle Clips, David Clark, revealed that the two 'competing' supermarkets would be rolled into one and nationalised under a new ministry Kaihoho Aotearoa . . .

 

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I have been regarded as a dinosaur by some so I channel my inner Velociraptor. I freelanced as a comedic scriptwriter for TV late last century but packed it in when a twenty something producer’s assistant...