In case you didn’t watch the video, it shows a drunk dude fighting with two cops. Except the two police officers are male and female. And he’s not fighting them both, he’s rearranging the bones on the male cop’s face while the female cop tries to help. And by “help” I mean, she is impotently yelling “stop it, stop it.”

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Nathan Smith is a former business journalist and columnist at the NBR. He also worked as the chief editor at the New Zealand Initiative policy think tank. He is now a freelance writer and copy editor.