Jacinda Ardern looks out the window in her nightdress sobbing. Winston Peters comforts her with an arm on her shoulder and Te Reo quotes before a crisis of conscience leaves him soul-searching over previous comments on immigrants. Simon Bridges threatens the Prime Minister with bullets if she takes our guns and David Seymour is replaced by Independent Party Leader Solomon (I see what they did there) Marsh.

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Stephen Berry is a former Act candidate and Auckland Mayoral candidate. The libertarian political commentator retired as a politician in July 2020 and now hosts the Mr Berry Mr Berry Show on Youtube.