Quick…look over there…it’s a wedding!

Desperate times call for desperate measures and today’s face of the day needed something to distract the masses.

Jacinda Ardern reveals she and Clarke Gayford have finally set a wedding date

NZ Herald

Random impertinent questions:

  • Why did the article fail to mention that Ardern last announced that the date for the wedding would be announced at Easter? 
  • Was the article prepared in advance in the event of a calamity?
  • Is this announcement of an announcement straight out of the Tony Blair book of subterfuge and evasion?
  • Is this a panic move?
  • Is an announcement of an announcement news?
  • Will there be pill testing at the reception?

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A contribution from The BFD staff.