A letter from Billy:
We’ve set up an email address so you too can submit letters to the Prime Minister. We will format your letter in a suitable child-like font, perhaps make it look like crayon, so she will read it, then we will publish it and send it on your behalf.
Send your letters to lettertopm[at]thebfd.co.nz and we will send it on your behalf, complete with stars, glitter and the works.
If the Prime Minister wants to treat us like children, then we will speak to her as a child does. Maybe we will then get some action on the things that matter.