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UN correspondent:
The UN has condemned the recent change of government in the US as a coup, voting for comprehensive sanctions until the US holds fair and corruption-free elections.
China was the only country to abstain, saying President Biden was a good friend, the US was an independent country and free to run their minor third world shit hole as they see fit and it all looked pretty legal to them.
However, UN Spokesperson Helen Clark said the evidence of a coup is there in plain sight for all to see.
For a start, she said, they have put their ex-president on trial – a show trial at that.
Thousands of National Guard servicemen are deployed around the perimeter of the Capitol buildings.
President Biden has assumed dictatorship powers and is ruling by executive order.
The army is undergoing a purge, having been stood down to allow all the servicemen’s phones, laptops and tablets to be scoured for signs of Pepe the Frog.
All Trump supporters have been designated white supremacists, the enemy within or terrorists.
Social media for conservatives and opposing voices have been shut down.
The Biden Administration is printing money faster than any banana republic in the history of socialism.
More disturbingly, Biden is obviously a simulacrum President – probably created in one of DARPA’s labs and controlled by a shadowy clique of corrupt, power-crazy oligarchs.
Anyone with an IQ of 100 or more can see he is nothing more than a mechanised corpse. [TWE Editor’s Note: the average IQ in Aotearoa is only 98 so the great majority of the population including the Prime Minister remain blissfully ignorant].
CNN correspondent:
Our Glorious Leader, President Biden (for life) announced today that America was back.
“Diplomacy”, he said, “will be the new normal and in that spirit I have accepted president Xi Jinping’s very generous offer to build re-education centres for the millions of Trump supporters”.
“It is accepted that the US has no ability to build anything due to the fact we moved all manufacturing into the CCP.”
“I look forward to the millions of CCP workers arriving through our open borders and showing us how it is done – building all the centres in a matter of weeks.”
“We will also be employing thousands of CCP ‘educators’ as everyone knows our own are barely literate”.
It is thought that a grasp of Mandarin and understanding the CCP Social Credit System will be useful in all aspects of life.
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