In the political bar fight of the next three years some of us will stand our ground and fight. Others will lead the charge to go and cower in the bar toilets until it’s all over. It is with the second group in mind (I’ll just call you ‘my people’) that I write this useful guide.

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My debut novel is available at TrossPublishing.co.nz. I have had my work published in the Australian Spectator, the New Zealand Herald and several on-line publications. One of the only right-wing people...