The Liar:
Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub,
And who do you think were there?
The butcher, the baker, the candle-stick maker,
All gone home in despair.
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Their businesses gone,
Then wondering, forlorn,
They asked what the hell they did wrong?
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Along comes a liar, pants bursting on fire,
Spitting falsehoods from out of the blue,
I've always said, you can get out of bed,
And go to work; if you want to.
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If you do it online, it's perfectly fine,
I don't understand your confusion.
Lying bare-faced, what an utter disgrace,
In her world; truth's but an illusion.
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“Tell big lies, biggies, big fat fibs, the bigger – the better, they’re easier to get away with”

Ex-Chancellor of Germany, circa 1933.

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