The National Party has brought their B-Team to the Covid-19 game.

Seriously?

Not a single person in that bunch of chumps has any experience under pressure.

I’ll give Shane Reti a pass as he is actually a medical doctor. I can give Paul Goldsmith, the suspected internal poll leaker a pass because he is the finance spokesman, but the rest, including Simon Bridges, are just plain average.

Maybe that’s the plan, a bunch of below-par tools to make Simon Bridges look good? I’m still not sure how a cousin-shagger is going to assist. Maybe they are there to give a better understanding of how small communities cope? Woodhouse is obviously there to represent small people and men who wax.

Where are those competent to manage things in a crisis? Where is Gerry Brownlee? Where is Judith Collins?

If this represents Bridges’ core support then his days are truly numbered.

Xavier T.R Ordinary has been involved in New Zealand politics for over 40 years as a political activist, commentator and strategist. The name Xavier Theodore Reginald Ordinary has been chosen with tongue...