I have updated The BFD Leftwing-ese Dictionary and invite you all dear readers to submit any other definitions that you think should be added to it in the comments.
Abortion: Women’s Health; also see Healthcare
ad infinitum: Te Tiriti.
Aim (with zero thought to how it will be achieved): Plan
An unsolicited and unwanted hug: Rape (see Trevor Mallard)
Anyone who isn’t a leftie: Alt-right
Bald face Lying: Contradictory information
Benefits: Entitlements
Boy racers: Car enthusiasts
Burglar: Collector of valuables enthusiast
Completely failed: Reset
Failed to meet targets: Readjustment
Failure to achieve on all major promised projects and doing something we never said we’d do (canning Taranaki oil and gas exploration): “Let’s do this”
Gang members: Men in their twenties
Gang member: Facial art enthusiast, or jacket art enthusiast
Illegal migrants: Honorary Citizens
Large group of boy racers: Car enthusiast congregation
Law-abiding licenced gun owners: “small group of radical gun nuts”; see Stuart Nash
Let’s lie: “Let’s do this”
Male Maori: Male with olive skin
Male prisoners: Men in care
Maori prison population: Institutionalised racism; also see Colonialism
Outsourcing to working groups: Policy making
Procrastination: Discussion group/Working party
Pulling a woman’s ponytail: Sexual harassment
Random waffling with no actual information disclosed: Transparency
Reset: We admit we can’t do it
Rough vaginal penetration with fingers while being restrained on the floor without consent: Accusation not of a sexual nature
Screws: Carers
Sexual assault: Just drunken antics
Shoving your hands down someone’s pants and grabbing them by the genitals without their consent: Common Assault
Social Justice Bully: Social Justice Warrior
Tax: Love
Taxes: Levies
Tax take: Public money; also see Free stuff
Virtue signalling brown women: Women of colour
We’re seeking clarity: We hope it goes away.
While we were doing nothing in opposition: 9 years of neglect
Without your consent: “Let’s do this”
Words to ease a current emergency or garner votes (requires no follow-through): Promises