For the funny side of a political cover-up of a sex scandal, The Civilian is good for a giggle.

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I am every bit as angry as you are.
I am every bit as disappointed as you must be.
The people with power, oversight and the ability to do something about these processes within the Labour Party should be ashamed. Whoever those people are, I am running out of patience with them, and the way they continually let us down, […]


I can assure you, earnestly, that the moment I found out about the fact that you had found out about the facts, I acted immediately to see what the situation was.
I would never sit on my hands […] and that’s my promise.
I was immensely disappointed to learn that our party president, Nigel Haworth, had conducted himself this way. Again.


If I had foreseen that he could do something like this (again), then I would never have let him get away with it in the first place […]


Some of you are still not satisfied with the extent of my involvement in this […]


But it was only on Monday that I learned that you had learned that Paula Bennett had learned that others had learned, and the moment I heard that others had heard, and that Grant had heard, and that Mike had heard and Rob had heard, then I acted swiftly to wait for Nigel to resign.

[…] I never promised that our party would be free of bullying. Government is about compromise,

[…] because this has happened not once, but twice. But if you can find it in yourself to put your trust in me once again, then I promise you there will not be a fourth time.

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